You are in a strange ROOM void of anything useful. On the back wall, you see a strange NUMBER painted in green:

404

You realize that you are hopelessly lost. "How did I befall this terrible predicament?" you wonder aloud to yourself, alone. Perhaps a nefarious goblin has tricked you into clicking on a broken link? Perhaps you have nothing better to do with your time than type nonsense into the address bar?

Either way, you now need to make a choice between the two courses of action available. You may either RETURN from whence you came, or you can beckon to the siren song of adventure and play Run TavernQuest for more meta text adventure silliness.